{Crowd cheering}
(Funky Man) (Sock it to me Funky Man)
Whats happening? (Nothing)
(My name is the Funky Man) Huh,
Funky Man (Whats happening baby?)
(Man, you cant do nothing with me, cause Im funky)
Listen
{Guitar screech} How do you feel Funky Man?
(I told ya Im funky, baby, didnt I tell ya?)
(Oooh wee!) (??????????) Move out,
Funky Man (Man, I guess Ill move to Philadelphia)
Move away from me I dig the way you sound,
Funky Man (You dig the way I sound?)
(Listen to me now)
(Cause Im so funky, Im gonna funk the whole world up)
(Do you hear?!) (The whole world is going to be ?)
(Watch me come down on all the people)
Funk them up Funky Man
(Listen man, you wanna come and party with me)
(Cause Im funky baby)
No no, huh-uh Im goin home and put on some cologne
So I can smell sweet But Ill still be funky
Cause Im the Funky Man Remember that