Flashin lots of cash and spendin lots-o-loot.
Hes sitting at the bar - then hes sittin at the booth
Across the dance floor he does scoot
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

The caboose that could he goes toot toot
Been known to gag and sometimes puke
A very good friend of granny goose
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Hes half man and half cartoon
But good buddy dont be confused
Hes full blooded looney tune
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Face to face with the man in the moon
His family doctor is doctor seuss
If you catch him in your soup please dont shoot
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

He was new in town
A free wheelin clown
A very funny young duke
Hangin under the roof
Of a place in time
United sound

Hell play a little guitar sing a few blues
Hes the kinda guy that you cant refuse
Despite the fact that hes no brute
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move
Like an eight legged freak in snakeskin boots
Coming soon to a theatre near you
Hes the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit