The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I dont believe it, its almost to good to be true
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing.
The way she moves, shes like a belly-dancer
Shes shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someones at the door but I dont think Imma answer
Police saying freeze!: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? Please, Im a human being!
I have needs! Im NOT done, not til Im finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer! Im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, Im sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!
The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I aint never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
Doing doing doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, theyre starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze!: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zippers zipped!
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kates shower scene
I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And dont treat me like Im Pee Wee Herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and youll laugh
Cause theres a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I aint never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, Ill say ass and shell make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend! Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze!: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I dont even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I aint never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The fuck is wrong with you?
Ha!