Sittin, drinkin, sinkin, drinkin
Wonderin what Id do when Im through tonight
Smokin, mopin, maybe just hopin
Some little girl will pass on by
Dont wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
I remember what she said (what she said)
She said, my, my, my, dont tell lies,
Keep fidelity in your head
My my my, dont tell lies,
When youre done you should go to bed
Dont say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and youre dead
Sit up, fed up, low down, go round
Down to the bar at the place Im at
Sittin, drinkin, superficially thinkin
About the rinsed-out blonde on my left
But then I said hi like a spider to a fly
Rememberin what my little girl said
She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty
I would have run away but I was on my own
She told me later shes a machine operator
She said she liked the way I held the microphone
Then I said hi like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead in my web