What you say girl, you see what is wrong
You, must be joking, you was led alone
But the butler the baker, the laughing cavalier
Will tell me now, whos been sleeping here
I want to know
Tell me baby, whos been sleeping here
What you say girl, whod you see that night
I was doing, doing something right
Oh the soldier, the sailor then theres the three muskateers
Theyll now tell me now, whos been sleeping here
Did I ever tell you I want to know
Hey baby, whos been sleeping here
Dont you look like, like a Goldilocks
There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
Yes theres the noseless old newsboy the old British brigadier
But youll tell me now, whos been sleeping here
Whos been eating, eating off my plate
Who will tell me, wholl investigate
Theres the sergeants the soldiers the cruel old grenadiers
But theyll tell me, now, whos been sleeping here
Cause I want to know whos been sleeping right here
Was it your mummy, your daddy, whos been sleeping here
Was it your auntie, your uncle, whos been sleeping here
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend, whos been sleeping here