Attention all units, attention all units
We have an all-points bulletin out on a man with green hair
I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair
Hes armed with a knife, I repeat, hes armed with a knife
Proceed with caution, watch your back, fellas
He could be coming at your girlfriend next
Theres a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
Hell stab you with a sword, dont be fooled by his charm
Hes probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
Check at your girls house, he was last seen there
Hes has a mean stare but usually cracks jokes
Good luck on your mission and guard your backs, folks
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informed
Suited up head to toe in detective uniforms
Our unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectors
Lockin down every block and put up metal detectors
Protect yours and be sure that you stand close
Watch each others backs and guard your command post
And most of all be advised that hes wise
He could be disguised as one of your very own guys
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
Im on a solo mission to find him personally
To settle the score and to beat him unmercifully
For what he first did to me, its sure to be the last
Followin footprints with a magnifyin glass
To drag his lyin ass back to his padded cell
Im mad as hell, on the trail of this tattle tail
I heard a yell, the voice sounded familiar
Give me your girlfriend or Im gonna kill ya!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
I followed the voice that led down a flight of steps
Sneezin at dust, and swingin at the spider webs
Inside the depths of his basement
I taste lint, in my mouth
Then the lights in the place went
I saw my life flash in front of my eyes
I felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighs
None of my guys knew where Im at, I was doomed
Then I remembered the flashlight in my costume
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned
Theyre only powerful when you got your back turned
I yearned for the day that we finally met again
So I can give him a taste of his own medicine
He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean
I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
Cuffed him at the scene, then dragged the fella home
Beating him over the head with the telephone
Attention all cars, attention all cars
Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
Hes going back to the crazy home
I repeat, hes going back to the crazy home
Job well done
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!
Come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
Haha, come here, you fuckin backstabber!
(Why I oughta) stay away from him, he aint no good!