Thought I was lookin good.
So I cycled cross the neighborhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high class-world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to lose
My reception wasnt very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
And came straight to the point
I was glad to come
Ill be sad to go
So while Im here Ill have me a real good time
I was glad to come
Ill be sad to go
So while Im here Ill have me a real good time, oh no
Dancin madly round the room, yeah
Singing loudly and sorta out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
Round the bedroom out back
Wandered c-c-cross the door
Missed my step and I fell on the floor
Said one word and was asked to leave
Kinda wish I was dead
I was glad to come
And Ill be so sad to leave
But while I was here I had me a real good time, ooh
The skinny girl made it clear
That she only came here for the beer
Thats a fact, oh, yeah
The vicar he simply reeked of gin, good God
On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle, good party
Ooh-hoo, ha-ha, yeah
I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah
Ooh-hoo
Hoo, get in there
Ooh, yeah