Like Leo in The Revenant
Abel in that Bible bit
Revenge is sweet isnt it?
Really, really hope for it
I know that it wont fix a thing
A song like this that I could sing for you

All the feels you make me do
A nightmare fucking coming true
I wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you
Sue you, take your dog, take your house
Take your shoes, take your heart

Now here comes that singing part

Im daydreaming
Let me count the ways
How Ill get you
Or how Ill make you pay
Babe, Im hurting and now youll feel the same
Thats my plan
Thats my plan
Thats my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Well heres where girlfriends come in hand
Especially those that understand
Crimes a crime but listen man
Really cannot give a damn
Weve all been through this kind of thing
Say the word we make it sting for him

He cant just get away with it
Eye for eye you piece of shh
You treat us like a garbage pit
Let me at him, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it

Heres that singing part again

Im daydreaming
Let me count the ways
How Ill get you
Or how Ill make you pay
Babe, Im hurting and now youll feel the same
Thats my plan
Thats my plan
Thats my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Well in the beginning we felt like we was meant to be
I fell for you and skinned my knee but hell with any injury
Eventually youll get up gingerly
It feels like itll take a century to heal but just know that I will
But fuck trying to make amends, Id rather take revenge
Youre stickin safety pins inside my atrium, your day begins at 8pm
You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz with all your lady friends, whores
Hit the club and you go out, dont know a sum
Cause when I calculate the times you cheated and total up all the amounts
It doesnt add up cause you say that just giving out your number doesnt count, get it? (I hate you)
Then see me with someone new, get mad and flip it, look bad you spin it
First you turn your back on me then tell me that I stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Slut!
So when youre driving, driving to his house
And you pass me while Im driving to hers, just remember
You cheated on me first, youre a whore
Youre a whore, this is war
Fellas, ladies

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Fuck yeah!
Fuck no!