Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh Ive had a few too many and its getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandys won the race
And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess whos here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdys just arrived
Ho ho ho, guess whos here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdys just arrived
On my roof theres snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My visions blurred with color, and all he sees is red
Theres a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room