A well-known bognor restaurant-owner disappeared
Early this morning
Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat
Suitably camouflaged
They saw him catch a train
Father of three its disgusting
Such a horrible thing to do
Harold the barrel cut off his toes and he served them all for tea
Cant go far, he cant go far
Hasnt got a leg to stand on
He cant go far
Im standing in a doorway on the main square
Tension is mounting
Theres a restless crowd of angry people
More than weve ever seen
Had to tighten up security
Over to the scene at the town hall
The lord mayors ready to speak
Man of suspicion, you cant last long
The British public is on our side
Cant last long, you cant last long
Said you couldnt trust him, his brother was just the same
You cant last long
If I was many miles from here
Id be sailing in an open boat on the sea
Instead Im on this window ledge
With the whole world below
Up at the window
Look at the window
We can help you
We can help you
Were all your friends
If you come on down and talk to us son
You must be joking
Take a running jump
The crowd was getting stronger and our harold
Getting weaker
Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side
Fearing the very worst
They called his mother to the sight
Upon the ledge beside him
His mother made a last request
Come off the ledge,
If your father were alive, hed be very, very, very upset
Just cant jump, you just cant jump
Your shirts all dirty
Theres a man here from the BBC
You just cant jump
We can help you
We can help you
Were all your friends,
If you come on down and talk to us Harry
You must be joking
Take a running jump