Slapshot man, thats who I am,
put me in the game thats your best plan.
Dont bother with the trap or man to man,
cause Im a slapshot man.

Stop, you have no chance,
I will have to warn you in advance.
When it comes to political stance, Im a slapshot man.

He winds up, but he never fans,
just you try to block it if you can.
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance.
yeah yeah yeah!

Slapshot man, thats who I am,
and my power rules on ice or land.
Whether on the pond or in the sand,
the pucks at my command.

Hes slapshot man, and he entertains.
(?) shots all seem so lame,
next to him Al MacInnis is tame.
He puts the goalies to shame.
yeah yeah yeah!

Im slapshot man, I know it aint right,
but I even wind up when im in tight.
I dont ever mean to start a fight,
the ref gets so uptight.

Slapshot man, goalies call in sick,
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick.
The thought of a shutout is as unreal as dick,
yeah its the slapshot man.
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)