6: 05, outside the stadium
Special delivery for Hoops McCann
Brut and charisma poured from the shadow where he stood
Looking good, hes a crowd-pleasing man
One on one, hes schoolyard Superman
Crashing the backboard, hes Jungle Jim again
When its all over
Well make some calls from my car
Were a star
(Its a glamour profession
The L.A. concession)
Local boys will spend a quarter
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll
Illegal fun
Under the sun, boys
All aboard the Carib Cannibal
Off to Barbados just for the ride
Jack, with his radar, stalking the dread moray eel
At the wheel with his Eurasian bride
On the town, we dress for action
Celluloid bikers is Fridays theme
I drove the Chrysler
Watched from the darkness while they danced
Im the one
Im the one
(The L.A. concession)
Local boys will spend a quarter
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll
Illegal fun
Under the sun, boys
(Hollywood, I know your middle name
Who inspires your fabled fools?)
Thats my claim to fame
Jive Miguel, hes in from Bogota
Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chows
Szechuan dumplings
Now that the deal has been done
Im the one
Im the one
(The L.A. concession)
Local boys will spend a quarter
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll
Illegal fun
Under the sun, boys
Illegal fun
Under the sun, boys