why was I the last to know
that you werent comin to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back you stupid fuck
why was I the last to know?

first date we ate sushi and
it went well I was funny and
you said I was a cutie
thats the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mum that there was no more room
you didnt show that was so uncool
you coulda called me back

so I guess this means that were not friends anymore
I heard its me your asking for
I thought Id see you the show
you said youd go

CHORUS:
why was I the last to know
that you werent comin to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back you stupid fuck
why was I the last to know?
why was I the last to know?

after the date I wouldnt go home with you
I wouldnt put my heels in the air for you
tried to get me to do things I just wont do
the last I heard from you
heres how I guess the story goes
you woulda came if I was a hoe
fuck for parts thats just not how I role
move it on down the road

so I guess we shouldnt be friends anymore
im sick of hearing that its me your asking for
cause I thought Id see you the show
you said youd go

CHORUS
why was I the last to know
that you werent comin to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back you stupid fuck
why was I the last to know?
why was I the last to know?

you thought you knew me
I guess you didnt
you thought you had me
I think you didnt
you thought you knew me
I guess you didnt

CHORUS:
why was I the last to know
that you werent comin to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back you stupid fuck
why was I the last to know?
why was I the last to know?
why was I the last to know?